June 2013
1 post
May 2013
12 posts
Listen
ACCURATE.
WOULD YOU LIKE
OR
That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.
April 2013
133 posts
When you're watching your FAVORITE tv show and someone walks in and says: "Oh, I hate that show."
Why are you alive?
when that one person texts you ...
ALL THE TIME!!!! :’)
uhmm
the internet is getting all sassy with me
- me: Oh god it's time to get up.
- me: ugh clothing
- me: Ugh hair
- me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
- me: oh god I hate this place
- me: no I don't like you leave me alone
- me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
- me: Nice ass
- me: the fuck you lookin at?
- me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- me: Please just shut up
- me: ugh bus
- me: YES HOME
- me: YES INTERNET
- me: YES BED
When the teacher says something that sounds dirty but doesn't realize it..
then the whole class is like:
Those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase
this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life
i thought that said satan wrap
gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
